Super Earth Salute Desk Mat

Super Earth Salute Desk Mat
For Freedom. For Order. For a Cleaner Workspace.

Tired of desk clutter threatening your productivity like Terminid spore clouds? Wish your office setup inspired more courageous compliance with Super Earth protocols? Introducing the Super Earth Salute Desk Mat: the only sanctioned work surface upgrade that screams freedom with every keystroke and mouse click.

Engineered by the Department of Civilian Comfort & Propaganda Aesthetics, this stylish slab of neoprene glory transforms your dull, democracy-deficient desk into a command post of liberty. Whether you’re drafting anti-bug memos, managing orbital strikes, or just filing quarterly TPS reports, do it with pride and a surface that won’t betray you like those sneaky Automatons.

Perfect for patriots of productivity, artists of annihilation, and spreadsheet samurais who understand that style is the first step toward galactic domination.

Product Features

• Non-slip bottom: Stays firmly in place—unlike some "allies" in the Galactic War.

• Vibrant colors: Approved by the Ministry of Morale to boost loyalty and blood pressure.

• Hemmed edges: Built to withstand years of friendly fire and coffee spills.

• Multifunctional surface: Suitable for mouse, keyboard, or polishing your cape before a mission.

• 100% Neoprene: As soft as a Hugger, but way less fatal.

Care Instructions
Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots. For tougher stains (or suspected bug fluids), deploy a soft-bristled brush. Do not attempt to launder in lava. That was a one-time experiment.